Does anyone really know what time it is?

I would like to say for the record that I've been busy reading other people's blogs so I haven't had time to write my own, but we all know that's a lie. I'll be happy to post another blog when I get three comments asking me to do so. In the vast world of blogdom, surely there are THREE people who read my seldom-updated words of wisdom. If not, it too shall go the way of the dodo.